Did you know?
That drinking coffee is cool. But creating something cool after drinking your coffee? Even cooler.
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Curious, occasionally accurate and entirely unscientific observations about coffee and life—shared with warmth, wit and a wink.
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That a coffee cut-off time is when you deliberately stop drinking coffee early enough to fall asleep on time, dream about coffee and wake up on time to enjoy your first cup of coffee.
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That the best way to handle people who are moody before their first cup of coffee is to get them a cup of coffee first. Coffee first. Everything else, later.
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That if you find yourself dozing off during an “important” meeting, it’s probably not you. Either the presenter is boring or your cup of coffee is missing you. On some days, it’s both!
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That a great cup of coffee is like fine wine or chocolate: the moment you taste it, you don’t need anyone to explain—or convince you—why it stands out. Greatness explains itself.
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That people who do not close their eyes during or immediately after the first sip of a great cup of coffee are generally hard to please… Unless, of course, they were drinking their coffee while driving!
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